Bite Me


Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.


Me teaching US history: “ok first thing u gotta remember is that this country exists because a bunch of rich white dudes didn’t want to pay their taxes. The second thing u gotta remember is that rich white men still don’t want to pay their taxes which is pretty much the reason for literally everything ever.”

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Also I don’t see enough white feminists giving credit to Nicki Minaj beyond the interview of her doing her eyeliner.  Did you guys forget that she recognized and IDed as cisgender, and recognized that vagina does not equal womanhood, when she called herself a “woman with vagina.”  And that asshole talk show host laughed and said “as opposed to a women without one?” and she gave him a the meanest look and said “yes.” We need to gif that. 


I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
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what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

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Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only ten-