Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
i want this so fucking badly you dont understand
White people crazy. I want to sit in my house with the door locked.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened…
how is he doing this
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this:
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.
anyway howd he get in there
I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.