Bite Me
Along Came A Spider
Rated: M
WC: 12,119 *IP
Doctor Hannibal Lecter wants Alana Bloom. And he will do anything to have her. With Will unraveling, and Jack inching closer to his secret, he is running out of time, and patience.
Not What It Seems
Rated: T
WC: 4,544 *C
Spn/Criminal Minds
The team is in Souix Falls attempting to solve a case that has local Leos baffled. They quickly realize the three "private detectives" from Kansas are not what they seem, and that Sam, Dean and Cas are hiding something that could solve their case. *I'm currently working on a re-write of this that will be without typos, and might, maybe end in a sequel.
Into The Fire
Rated: M
WC: 2,352 * IP
Hunger Games
They thought they were safe. They thought it was over. They let themselves breathe again, only to be thrust back into the fire, back into the games. Happy Quarter Quell; And may the odds be ever in your favor.
Point of No Return
Rated: T*
WC: 1,918*IP
SPN/Hunger Games
"I volunteer as tribute." The son of a winner, Dean knows what volunteering means. And yet, when Sam's name is called he doesn't hesitate to volunteer, spinning himself into a evanescent world of blood and riches. Win or lose, he knows nothing will ever be the same.
After Tonight
Rated: M
WC: 2,875 *IP
Dana Scully's world is turned upside-down after an (admittedly wonderful) one night stand with Mulder. Will this destroy everything they've worked for? Or will it hurtle them into a truth not even they could possibly have been prepared for? *set during season three, though I'm writing this as I watch the show so events from later seasons might intermingle.

Criminal Minds Screencap Meme |Looking Down (caps where the subject is looking down)

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gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

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Anonymous said —
❝ my friend who is 17 (three years older than me) comes over like 3 times a week and we make out and do other sexual stuff for 35 minutes!!! ❞


Hahahh for exactly 35 minutes? What kinda of things

…And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here’s the thing. When it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never… They never quit.

And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.

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there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

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❝ Her eyes were rimmed with long nights and things she wishes she had said. ❞

 Flowers In Bone Cages (Available on Amazon)

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God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp


the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

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dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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Neil Hilborn’s “OCD” just became the first slam performance EVER to top SIX MILLION views on YouTube! We also just added subtitle options in French and Chinese, so if you know people who would be better able to appreciate the poem in those languages, please share!

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kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

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It’s so brave of you to wear half a shirt… Men are so often maligned for exposing their torsos…..

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