Criminal Minds Screencap Meme |Looking Down (caps where the subject is looking down)
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
Hahahh for exactly 35 minutes? What kinda of things
…And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here’s the thing. When it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never… They never quit.
And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.
there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die
God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
wtf kinda irl chain chomp
LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE
the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
Neil Hilborn’s “OCD” just became the first slam performance EVER to top SIX MILLION views on YouTube! We also just added subtitle options in French and Chinese, so if you know people who would be better able to appreciate the poem in those languages, please share!
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
It’s so brave of you to wear half a shirt… Men are so often maligned for exposing their torsos…..