this is what i think every time.
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
why haven’t they made a game where you can play as a hogwarts student aND JUST GO ABOUT YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE AS A HOGWARTS STUDENT
We hope you have a great International Women’s Day.
Happy International Women’s Day. (✿◠‿◠)
I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids" claim about like public nursing or gay couples
little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything you tell them and go with it.
unless it’s quantum physics. please do not talk to your 4-year-old about that.
yes they might get shot by will smith
I feel like we never really hear from the MIB fandom, it’s good to see you
i’m quite amused by david tennant to be honest. besides the fact that he’s a brilliant actor and a gorgeous man, he’s also a hotter woman than me i mean
OH GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL
he looks like Lorde
Does that make him a Time Lorde?
saw-whet owls are very cute
*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*